Okay, so everybody’s remixing this one and I thought I’d jump on in. Click here to download my quick and dirty mix of Lily Allen’s “Smile.” I’ll probably end up mashing it up with King Tubby and Scientist at some point, but this’ll have to do for now. Hope you enjoy it. If you haven’t heard of Lily Allen, you must be crazy. Or an American, but the two are practically synonymous nowadays. She said that Madonna is the most overrated performer she can think of, and she called Bob Geldof a cunt. That’s who she is. Pretty awesome, if you ask me. I’ve named this the “Bum Ran Off With My Chicken Mix” because it cost me exactly three pieces of chicken to make it. Don’t ask. Also, don’t leave chicken on your table when you go to the restroom. And don’t leave a bum within five feet of the chicken. Or Lily Allen. Or Tim Allen. Or me.