America’s at War?
This is possibly the most inelegant tribute album ever. Following the attacks on 9/11, we Americans were predictably inundated with all sorts of ultranationalist garbage. I still have my “Operation Infinite Justice” t-shirt to prove it. But what we never could’ve foreseen was the xenophobic reprehensibility of this singular memorial, which for the time being we’ll simply refer to as America’s at War. These songs appear to have been written by a meritmongering cankerworm with a severe developmental disability. The album opens with the memorable line: “On September 11th of 2001 / When we turned on the TV it was not fun.” Seriously. Our singer dedicates the fourth track to Osama bin Laden, and refers to him as an “uncircumcised heathen infidel.” Later in the same song, he explains to Osama how the “carcasses” of he and his evil cohorts will be used to feed “the birds of the air.” C’mon! What of all the flightless birds? This guy is such a flag-waving ponce, we’ll be damned lucky if this album doesn’t inspire future terrorist attacks on American soil. Must be heard to be believed: “Let us all show them this is not the Middle East / God bless America, let’s take care of the beast.” If any of you have any idea who this is, please drop me a line.
01. Track 1
02. Track 2
03. Track 3
04. Track 4
05. Track 5
06. Track 6
07. Track 7
08. Track 8
09. Track 9
