Okay, I realized that I can’t leave you guys without giving you something nice, so here you go.  Click on the cover to enlarge it.  I am going away for a very long time, and have left instructions on how this record should be completed by my various collaborators. So, as with Sgt. Petsound’s,  the tracks will be posted a few at a time until it’s finished. There is something of a miserable story behind all of this, and I won’t even bother going into it. With any luck, some of you may find it enjoyable. And perhaps a few of you who disliked the last release with such fervency may find that your pithy evaluations of others’ capacities to make original (yet derivative) works of art are sophomoric at best. What more can be said? Oh yeah, I need to mention how exhilarating it was to have been so VILLANIZED for making a GODDAMNED RECORD. You people really need to get some fucking lives, and leave the thinking to people like me. Especially you mealy-mouthed DJs. You know who you are. And hey, even if you don’t, you’re on the cover! Whiny little bitches, chasing me around the Internet for months on end like a bunch of frantic crybabies. For those of you who are interested in obtaining this record on vinyl, I am making arrangements with my manager.  Enjoy.  OR GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Side A

  01. Hang on to Your Walrus
  02. Transcendental Mystery Tour
  03. Student Revolution Time
  04. I’ve Just Seen Our Car Club
  05. Your Mother Should Catch a Wave
  06. The Long and Winding Parkin’ Lot
  07. Dear Rhonda
  08. Keep an Eye on Sadie

Side B

  09. Norwegian Safari
  10. Maxwell’s Silver Honda
  11. Don’t Worry (Come Together)
  12. Surfin’ USSR
  13. Got to Get You in My Room
  14. While My Little Sister Gently Weeps
  15. I Get Around the Universe
  16. Long, Fun, Fun, Long, Fun, Fun, Long

Side C

  17. California Helter Skelter
  18. Strawberry Jam Forever
  19. Let Him Run for Your Life
  20. Busy Doin’ Her Majesty
  21. And Your Little Bird Can Sing
  22. You’ve Got to Hide Our Sweet Love Away
  23. Why Don’t We Do It in the Little Deuce Coup?
  24. I Want to Hold Your Vegetables

Side D

  25. All You Need is Not to Love
  26. Be True to Your Monkey
  27. You’re So Good to Your Octopus
  28. Happiness is a Warm Surfer Girl
  29. I’d Love Just Once to See You Sleeping
  30. Wendy Michelle
  31. You Won’t See Me All Summer Long
  32. Good Night, Vibrations