This has been one Hell of a year. People who don’t know me called me a bastard. People who do  know me said that I was being too kind to the people who don’t. And some dimwit named Mitsy even said that I was talentless, all because of some remix I did as a joke, and in spite of the fact that I’ve been producing melodic experimental music for more than a decade. The truth is: I am  too kind. Occasionally, giving you people all the free music you can stomach feels like a full time job, but I’ll manage. Oh, people have complained about everything this year. From the fact that the followed links on this page don’t change color, to the fact that I like to make fun of people, to the fact that I’m not self-effacing enough. Well, let me clear this up, once and for all. I make more fun of myself than any of you ever could. I’m exceptionally friendly, as anyone who knows me will tell you. And believe it or not, I am ridiculously humble, unlike many of my detractors. Now, if you want to bitch about the quality of my work, super. It must be exhilarating posting to web forums all your life. Yawn. 152 Tracks to Take Along With You on Your Bloodsoaked—Ah, Fuck It, Just Have a Great New Year, Everybody!

Cubanismo - “Salsa Tocado” / Gianfranco Plenizio - “Voce d’Amore” / Latcho Drom - “Todo Modo” / Inti Illimani - “Pajaro Campana” / Muddy Waters - “Champagne & Reefer” / Richard “Groove” Holmes - “Blue Break Beats” / Gabby Pahinui & Sons of Hawaii - “My Little Grass Shack” / Pete Fountain & W.C. Handy - “St. Louis Blues” / Bobby Hammack Combo - “Power House” / The Nite Liters - “Serenade for a Jive Turkey” / Bert Kaempfert - “Bert’s Bossa Nova” / Mr. Bear & His Bearcats - “The Bear Hug” / Dickie Harrell - “Drivin’ Around the Block” / Ike Turner - “Twistin’ the Strings” / The Staccatos - “Topaz” / Fat Daddy Holmes - “Chicken Rock” / Billy Mure - “What is This Thing Called Love?” / Russ Garcia - “Delicado” / Billy & the King Bees - “Bango” / Double Six of Paris - “French Rat Race” / Les Baxter - “Hogin Machine” / Gary Usher - “Scrambler” / Martin Denny - “A Taste of Honey (Moog Version)” / Don Walser - “Yodel Polka” / Sandy Nelson - “And Then There Were Drums” / John Gorka - “Song for New Year’s Eve” / Serge Gainsbourg - “La Javanaise” / Link Wray - “Fatback” / Billy May - “Summer Samba (So Nice)” / Marc Ribot - Requiem for What’s His Name  - “Disposable Head” / Chet Atkins - “Oh, By Jingo!” / Shanandoa - “Dies Irae” / Jim Backus - “Delicious!” / Fantastic Plastic Machine - “S’il Vous Plait” / Les Paul & Mary Ford - “The World is Waiting for a Sunrise” / The Pastels - “One Wild Moment (Stereolab Mix)” / Eumir Deodato - “Super Strut” / Nelson Riddle & His Orchestra - “Lolita Ya Ya” / Alfred Apaka - “The Hukilau” / Os Hipnoticos - “Tornado” / Judd Proctor - “Nola” / Sons of Pioneers - “Old Man Atom” / Klaus Wunderlich - “Delicado” / Coco Briabal - “Les Yeux Noirs” / The Jazz Butcher - “Drink” / Ramsey Lewis - “Tequila Mockingbird” / Otto Waalkes - “Wir Haben Grund zum Feiern” / Bobby Troup - “Snooty Little Cutie” / John Fahey - “Auld Lang Syne” / The Kokessies - “Take a Walk on the Earth” / Porter Wagoner - “I Relived My Life Today” / Death by Chocolate - “Bubbles” / Lawrence Welk - “Champagne Polka” / The Mambo Kings - “Cubana” / Salsa Exitos Sonideros - “Cumbia Con Acordeon y Guaracha” / Diana Krall & Rosemary Clooney - “The Boy from Ipanema” / Antonio Carlos Jobim & Elis Regina - “Aguas de Março” / Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz & Heliosoa Buarque de Hollanda - “Waters of March” / Cibo Matto - “Aguas de Março” / Jackie Vernon - “Stardust” / Rudy Burkhalter - “Cheeseday in Monroe” / Dean Elliot & His Swinging Big Band - “You Do Something to Me” / Buddy Merrill - “Caravan” / Herb Alpert - “Music to Watch Girls By” / The Villains - “Zonk! Wap! Yeowww!!” / The Free Design - “Bubbles” / Robert Passera - “Champagne Music” / Lou Rawls - “Auld Lang Syne” / Bobby Valentin - “Tu Rica Boca” / Joao Nogueira - “Conversa de Botequim” / Sound Dimension - “Real Rock” / Little Johnny Taylor - “Zig Zag Lightning” / Slim Gaillard - “Boot Ta La Za” / Cab Calloway - “Zah, Zuh, Zaz” / Oingo Boingo - Forbidden Zone  OST - “Some of These Days” / Gene Krupa - “Bolero at the Savoy” / Leonard Nimoy - “Music to Watch Space Girls By” / The Firm - “Star Trekkin’” / Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger & Bert Lahr - “The Jitterbug” / Eilert Pilam - “Hound Dog” / Tito Puente - “Mambo Caliente” / Perez Prado - “Tico Tico” / Leszek Jankowski - “Street of Crocodiles” / Django Reinhardt & Stefane Grappelli - “I Got Rhythm” / The Muppets - “Mah Na Mah Na” / Piero Umiliani - “Samba Mah Na” / 1968 Cast of Jacques Brel is Alive and Well and Living in Paris  - “Jackie” / Rodney O & Joe Cooley - “Everlasting Bass” / KRS-One - “Sound of da Police” / Soundmurderer & SK1 - “Tel’emodanustyle” / Yellow Magic Orchestra - “Cosmic Surfin’” / Martin Denny - “Quiet Village (Moog Version)” / George Burns - “As Time Goes By” / Bing Crosby - “Pistol Packin’ Mama” / Ed McMahon - “Beautiful Girl” / Telly Savalas - “Who Loves Ya, Baby?” / The Mar-Keys - “Banana Juice” / Frank Crumit - “The Prune Song” / Los Montaneses del Alamo - “Polka de Tamaulipas” / Henry Mancini - “Bye Bye Charlie” / P.P. Arnold - “Everything’s Gonna Be All Right” / The New Tweedy Brothers - “Wheel of Fortune” / Richard Brautigan - “Here are the Sounds of My Life in San Francisco” / Walter Carlos - Switched on Bach  - “Two Part Invention in D” / Louis Armstrong & Louis Jordan - “You Rascal You” / Guy Lombardo & His Royal Canadians - “Auld Lang Syne” / Bonga - “Ngui Tename” / Moog Cookbook - “Ziggy Stardust” / Edith Massey - “Big Girls Don’t Cry” / Ray Charles - “Born to Lose” / Oscar Brown Jr. - “Dat Dere” / Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot - “La Madraque” / Messer Chups - “Garson, Apportez, S’il Vous Plait (Music to Watch Girls By)” / The Charlie Byrd Trio & Ken Peplowski - “The Girl from Ipanema” / Willie Colon & Ruben Blades - “Plastico” / Staff Carpenborg & the Electric Corona - “Shummy Poor Clessford Idea in Troody Tarpest Noodles” / Original Concept - “Pump That Bass (Get a Little Stupid)” / Gipsy Kings - “Moorea” / Charlie Parker - “Tico Tico” / The Drifters - “Auld Lang Syne” / The Jacktown Hustlers - “Jive Turkey” / Sol Hoopii Trio - “Lady Be Good” / Stevie Wonder - “You Haven’t Done Nothin’” / Ultimate Spinach - “Ballad of the Hip Death Goddess” / Lee Perry - “Camp” / Dick Hyman - “Topless Dancers of Corfu” / Shooby Taylor - “Tico Tico” / Los Bichos - “Je T’aime Moi Non Plus” / Desaxes - “Teenagers Electriques” / Noonday Underground - “We Saw the Midnight” / Sandor Lakatos & Orchestra - “Jaj de Messze Mentél Tölem” / Peter Lang - “Adair’s Song” / St. Germaine - “Dub Experience” / Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis - “The Caddy  Promo” / Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra- “Auld Lang Syne (Live)” / Rosemary Clooney - “As Time Goes By” / Perrey & Kingsley - “Electronic Can Can” / Tipsy - “Hey!” / The Crazy Girls - “Hey Hey, Ha! Ha!” / Jackie Davis - “Glow Worm Cha Cha Cha” / Warren Barker Orchestra - “77 Sunset Strip Cha Cha” / Dave Edwards & His Alabama Boys - “Oh, By Jingo!” / Danny Kaye - “Oh, By Jingo!” / Señor Coconut - “Jive Eclectico” / The Vince Guaraldi Trio - “The Lady’s in Love with You” / Carroll O’Connor & Jean Stapleton - “Those Were the Days (Album Version)” / Dionne Warwick - “Always Something There to Remind Me” / Vic Damone - “Little Girl” / Rainer Ptacek - “Curse of the Firebeetle” / The Zero Boys - “Livin’ in the ’80s” / Armando Trovaioli - “Kinky Peanuts” / The Black on White Affair - “Auld Lang Syne“

  C’mon. You didn’t think I’d let you off the hook so easily, did you? We’re still at war. Still. Quite possibly forever. And who the Hell knows? Maybe we’ll fuck with Iran next. It’s been mentioned by those in the know as a tempting alternative to our survival. Aren’t Republicans great? Don’t they deserve a giant, arsenic-loaded cookie for getting us into this shit? Don’t they deserve a big, fat, Nuremberg-style hanging for making us look like birdbrained assholes to all of the formerly indifferent brown people of the world? Big time losers, that’s what we are. Inexpiable, money-grubbing whores, minus all the glitz. And no, I never said that EMI was responsible for the Iraq war. Learn to read, Mr. and Mrs. Gumshoe. Here are some more Christmas songs (and some not-so-Christmas songs) that a few of you may enjoy. I’d like to thank my friends Nick, Brian, Chuck, Sarah, Josh, and Alex for sharing a few of these, and wish them—and the rest of you—the greatest mass extinction this species has ever known. 67 Tracks to Help You Maintain Inner Peace Following Your Virtuously Dispassionate Holiday Killing Spree, Part 1.

Screamer Clauz - “The Twelve Days of Ax-mess” / The Louvin Brothers - “Satan is Real” / Jeanie Tracy - “Making New Friends” / Roy Smeck - “Limehouse Blues” / Ted Atking & Alain Feanch - “Children’s Carnival” / David Rose - “Waltz of the Bubbles” / Hector Lavoe - “La Fama” / Prum Manh - “Two Wives are Twice the Problem” / Willie Nelson - “Denver” / Les Baxter - “A Distant Star” / Bobby Beausoleil & the Freedom Orchestra - Lucifer Rising  OST - “Movement the Fourth” / Charles Manson - “Cease to Exist” / Hunter S. Thompson - “Keeping Jesus in Reserve” / Jonathan Richman & the Modern Lovers - “Rockin’ Shoppin’ Spree” / Moondog - “Dance Rehearsal” / Lee Perry & the Sensations - “Don’t Blame the Children” / Chick Corea - “Children’s Song #6” / Frightmare - “Black Christmas” / Wednesday 13 - “Buried by Christmas” / James Brown - “Christmas in Heaven” / The Night Hawks - “Chicken Grabber” / Legendary Tiger Man - “Fuck Christmas, I Got the Blues” / ATM - “If You Play ‘Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer’ One More Time, I am Going to Fucking Kill You” / Jodie Foster - “La Vie C’est Chouette” / Sonarphonics - “Battle for the Planet of Bass” / Murder Squad - “How Can There Be Christmas If There is No Peace?” / Sugar Minott - “Jah Jah Children” / Los Fossiles - “Nena!” / Culturcide - “Depressed Christmas” / Fear - “Fuck Christmas (Clean Side)” / Kid 606 - “All I Wanted for Christmas was My Braces Off” / Antonio Carlos Jobim - “Children’s Games” / The Vibrators - “Baby Baby” / Mountain - “Blood of the Sun” / Richard Pryor - “Hillbillies” / Jet Boys - “Merry Christmas, Fuck You” / The Postmen - “Children’s Song” / The Dead Kennedys - “I Kill Children” / The Black Brothers - “School Children” / Carl Perkins - “All Mama’s Children” / Thelonious Monk & John Coltrane - “Off Minor” / Josh Wentz & Jeff Lasala - “Blitzen” / Larry Harlow - “Congo Bongo” / The Upsetters - “Freak Out Skank” / World Column - “So is the Sun” / The Raymen - “Hillbilly Werewolf” / Kool G Rap - “It’s a Shame (Da Butcher’s Mix)” / Cast of Twin Peaks  - “The Twelve Days of Christmas” / Peter & the Test Tube Babies - “I’m Getting Pissed for Christmas” / Mossilene Miles - “Let’s All Sing Like the Birdies Sing” / Unknown - 100 Songs for Kids  - “Chicken Dance” / The Frogs - “Children Run Away (The Man With the Candy)” / Roy Harper - “In the Time of Water” / Bob Egan - “An Airport Bar on Christmas Day” / ICP - “Murder City Christmas” / Donny Hathaway - “Come Little Children” / The Kinks - “Father Christmas” / Vernon Dalhart - “The Runaway Train” / Twinkle - “A Lonely Singing Doll” / Laurie Johnson - “Shopping Spree” / X-Ray Spex - “Warrior in Woolworth’s” / Eldridge Holmes - “Pop Popcorn Children” / Fear - “Fuck Christmas (Unclean Side)” / Yma Sumac - “Taki Rari” / Roy Smeck - “Shuffle Off to Buffalo” / Clarence Carter - “Back Door Santa” / The Flaming Lips - “Free Radicals (A Hallucination of the Christmas Skeleton Pleading With a Suicide Bomber)“

  All right, kiddies. It’s that time of year again. Those damned liberals want to steal our Christmas cheer with all of their cultural sensitivity masquerading as generic holiday greetings. Seriously, though, I know that I’ve been a little mean to some of you this year, particularly if you work for EMI. Or if you happen to be one of their barely sentient mouthpieces, the elderly and meretricious Lauren Gitlins of the world. Or if you have taken offense to practically anything I’ve said or done. But really, what do you expect of me? Quite a few of you have had some rather uninsightful things to say, but you know what? I’m going to murder you. Still, I encourage you to listen to some free music. Because, ladies and gents, all music should be free to anyone who wants to hear it. Any musician who would tell you otherwise is an imbecile. DJs still don’t qualify. To all the people who are visiting this website, friends and enemies alike—let’s break bread, bitches. I love you all, and that’s a fact. It’s true that I am guilty of mostly entertaining myself, but this post is for my supporters, because I don’t often speak to them directly. You guys are the tops, and I wish you the best this holiday season. Obviously, not all of these songs are worksafe, so listen at your own risk. Also, I realize that not all of these are holiday-related. And yes, some of these songs are horrendous. Sue me. 209 Tracks to Take With You on Your Holiday Killing Spree, Part 1.

Amos ‘N’ Andy - “The Lord’s Prayer” / Señor Tonto Christmas Combo - “Hooray for Santy Claus!” / Walter Schumann - “Holiday for Strings” / Al Caiola & Riz Ortolani - “Holiday on Skis” / Gangstarr - “Words from the Nutcracker” / Shirim Klezmer Orchestra - “Dance of the Latkes Queens” / David & the High Spirits - “I Have a Little Dreidel” / The Shades - “Snowy Day” / The Halo Benders - “Snowfall” / Rosemary Clooney - “Suzy Snowflake” / Cap’n Jazz - “Winter Wonderland” / John Denver & the Muppets - “Silent Night” / Merle Haggard - “Grandma’s Homemade Christmas Card” / The Reverend J.M. Gates with His Congregation - “Death Might Be Your Santa Claus” / The Chesterfield Kings - “Hey Santa” / Music Inc. - “A Visit from Santa” / Homer & Jethro - “Santa Claus, the Original Hippie” / The Bellamy Brothers - “Old Hippie Christmas” / Jimmy Dean - “Yes, Patricia, There is a Santa Claus” / Louis Armstrong - “‘Zat You, Santa Claus?” / Spike Jones - “Wouldn’t It Be Fun to Be Santa Claus’ Son? / Christmas Island” / Martin Mull - “Santafly” / Sonic Youth - “Santa Doesn’t Cop Out on Dope” / Buster Bailey - “Santa Claus Blues” / The Smurfs - “The Twelve Days of Christmas” / Fabulous Fay McKay - “The Twelve Daze of Christmas” / Kenny Ellis - “Twas the Night Before Hanukkah” / Woody Guthrie - “Hanukkah Dance” / The Fab Four - “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” / The Rubber Band - “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” / Dora Bryan - “All I Want for Christmas is a Beatle” / John Coltrane - Live at the Village Vanguard Again - “My Favorite Things” / Ray Conniff Singers - “Silver Bells” / Augie Rios - “¿Donde Esta Santa Claus?” / Mel Blanc - “The Hat I Got for Christmas Ees Too Beeg” / Lou Monte - “Dominick the Donkey (the Italian Christmas Donkey)” / Santa Inferno - “Wonderland of Smut” / Frank Zappa - “Overture to a Holiday in Berlin” / The Lords - “Death Bells at Dawn” / Ben - “Christmas Execution” / Murder City Devils - “Dead by Christmas” / The Everly Brothers - “Christmas Eve Can Kill You” / Ricky Traywick - “The Night Jesus Met Santa Claus” / Lord Nelson - “Party for Santa Claus” / John Fallon - “Santa Claus Got a Second Job” / Shonen Knife - “Space Christmas” / Jack De Keyzer - “The Twelve Blue Days of Christmas” / Daniel Johnston - “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” / Queen - “Thank God It’s Christmas” / Jim Reeves - “The Merry Christmas Polka” / Brave Combo - “Santa’s Polka” / Ray Champa - “Holiday Polka” / Bobby Vinton - “Santa Must Be Polish” / The Trashmen - “Dancin’ With Santa” / Lead Belly - “Christmas is A-Comin’ (Chicken Crows at Midnight)” / John Prine - “Christmas in Prison” / Duke Ellington - “Sugar Rum Cherry” / Lisa Nicole Carson - “Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney” / Papa Don Vappie’s New Orleans Jazz Band - “Too Fat for the Chimney” / Cheap Trick - “Come On, Christmas” / Gary Glitter - “Another Rock and Roll Christmas” / The Sonics - “Don’t Believe in Christmas” / Carla Thomas - “Gee Whiz, It’s Christmas” / Easy E - “Merry Muthafuckin’ Christmas” / Nicolai Dunger - “Going Home for Christmas” / Shoshana Bean & Co. - “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” / Craig & Co. - “Chanukah Rap” / Silly Music Presents - “We Wish You and Jerry Weisman” / Ann Ruckert - “Heri Za Kwanzaa” / Akim & the Teddy Vann Production Company - “Santa Claus is a Black Man” / Raku - “If Santa Claus Wuz Black” / Swingle Singers - “Carol of the Bells” / Barking Dogs & Jingle Cats - “Carol of the Bells” / Gene Autry - “I Wish My Mom Would Marry Santa Claus” / Kip Addotta - “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus” / The Enchanters - “Mambo Santa Mambo” / The Beach Girls - “Skiing in the Snow” / The Ripley Cotton Choppers - “Silver Bells” / The Kelly Family - “Silent Night” / Tiny Tim - “Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year” / Slade - “Merry Xmas Everybody” / John Valby - “The Twelve Days of X-Mas” / Perry Como - “Twas the Night Before Christmas” / Snoop Doggy Dogg & Nate Dogg - “Twas the Night Before Christmas” / Cheech & Chong - “Santa Claus and His Old Lady” / Bob & Doug McKenzie - “The Twelve Days of Christmas” / Dolly Parton - “Hard Candy Christmas” / Ferrante & Teicher - “Sleigh Ride / Santa Claus’ Party” / Fats Domino - “Jingle Bells” / Korla Pandit - “Harem Bells” / Jan Davis - “Snow Surfin’ Matador” / Nedelle & Thom - “In Time It Snows” / Daedelus - “Snowed In” / The Go! Team - “The Ice Storm” / Esquivel! - “Here Comes Santa Claus” / Heather Noel - “Santa Came on a Nuclear Missile” / Skipper, the Burger King Cripple - “It’s a BK Christmas!” / Ed “Kookie” Byrnes - “Yulesville” / Kurt Elling - “Cool Yule” / Stan Freburg - “Christmas Dragnet” / Low - “Just Like Christmas” / Smokie - “Christmas Isn’t Just for Children” / Charles Brown - “Please Come Home for Christmas” / Roy “Chubby” Brown - “Chubby’s Twelve Days of Christmas” / Joe Summa & Carmine Famiglietti - “The Twelve Days of Guido Christmas” / Allan Sherman - “The Twelve Gifts of Christmas” / Laurindo Almeida - “Holiday for Strings” / Buddy Defranco & the Terry Gibbs Quintet - “Holiday for Strings” / Fred Waring - “Holiday for Strings” / Billy May - “Brassmen’s Holiday” / Thelonious Monk - “San Francisco Holiday” / Bobby Pickett - “Monster’s Holiday” / Shannon & April With Their Friends - “Holiday Recordings” / Animal Collective - “Winter’s Love” / Saskrotch - Nintendo Breakz Vol. 1  - “Snow Brothers” / The Invitations - “Skiing in the Snow” / The Pogues - “Fairytale of New York” / The Henry Mancini Orchestra & Chorus - “Jingle Bells / Sleigh Ride” / Raymond Scott - “Siberian Sleighride” / Cledus T. Judd - “Santa Claus is Watching You” / StarFish - “Go Santa Go!” / Captain Beefheart - “There Ain’t No Santa Claus on the Evenin’ Stage” / Dr. Elmo - “Going on a Date With Santa” / Lynyrd Skynyrd - “Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’” / Lorrie Morgan - “Up On Santa Claus Mountain” / Sufjan Stevens - “Get Behind Me, Santa!” / Colonel Mason - “Santa’s Movin’ In” / Charlie Stewart - “Santa Claus Won’t Come This Year” / The Vandals - “Christmas Time for My Penis” / Barry Gordon - “Nuttin’ for Christmas” / Marty Stuart - “Even Santa Claus Gets the Blues” / Hal Singer - “I Saw Hanukkah Harry Beat Up Santa” / Stanley Adams & Sid Wayne - “Let’s Put the ‘Ch’ Back in Chanukah” / The Klezmer Conservatory Band - “Making Latkes” / Debbie Friedman - “The Latke Song” / The LeeVees - “Latke Clan” / Eric Metronome - “Hanukkah Girl” / Mickey Katz - “Grandma’s Dreidel” / Don Byron - “The Dreidel Song” / Cast of South Park  - “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” / Bobby Parker - “Sandy Claw Stole My Woman” / De La Soul - “Millie Pulled a Pistol on Santa” / Booker T & the MGs - “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” / Mofro - “Santa Claus” / Jimmy Flynn - “Santa’s Hooked on Country Music” / Alan Jackson & the Chipmunks - “Santa’s Gonna Come in a Pickup Truck” / Red Simpson - “Santa’s Comin’ in a Big Ol’ Truck” / Lawrence M. Bradley - “Santa and the Tow Truck” / The Romonas - “Santa’s Got a GTO” / Jo Jo Reed - “Santa Claus is Back” / Bill Monroe - “Santa Claus” / Liquorette - “Santa Claus” / Gary Allen - “It Must Have Been Old Santa Claus” / The Damned - “There Ain’t No Sanity Clause” / The Fabulous Twilights - “Mr. Santa Claus” / Yellowman - “Santa Claus Never Comes to the Ghetto” / James Brown - “Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto” / Mojo Nixon & the Toadliquors - “Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto” / Belle & Sebastian - “Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto” / The Pop Music All-Stars - “Cookies and Milk for Santa Claus” / Andre “Bacon Fat Mister Rhythm Jail Bait Greasy Chicken” Williams - “Poor Mr. Santa” / James C. Batchelor - “Old Santa Claus” / Gayla Peevey - “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” / Bert Kaempfert & His Orchestra - “Children’s Christmas Dream” / Clyde McPhatter & the Drifters - “White Christmas” / Stiff Little Fingers - “White Christmas” / Michael McDonald - “White Christmas / Winter Wonderland” / Aaron Neville - “Silent Night” / The Dickies - “Silent Night” / Susan Raye & Buck Owens - “Tomorrow is Christmas Day” / Cyndi Lauper - “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” / Death Cab for Cutie - “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” / George Strait - “When It’s Christmas Time in Texas” / Charley Pride - “Christmas in My Hometown” / Judy Garland - “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” / The Star Wars  Christmas Album - “R2D2, We Wish You a Merry Christmas” / The Ramones - “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Wanna Fight Tonight)” / Tom Waits - “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis” / Wesley Willis - “Merry Christmas” / Freddie Roulette - “Holiday for Strings” / Mantovani Orchestra - “Holiday for Strings” / Nat King Cole - “The Christmas Song” / The Arcade Fire - “The Christmas Song” / Twisted Sister - “The Christmas Song” / Marvin Gaye - “The Christmas Song” / Johnny Cash - “Away in a Manger” / David Hasselhoff - “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing” / Klaus Nomi - “Silent Night” / The Three Stooges - “Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly” / Linda Laurie - “All Winter Long” / Wigan’s Ovation - “Skiing in the Snow” / Benny Barnes - “Gold Records in the Snow” / Dan Crow - “Will Santa Find Us Here?” / Buck Owens - “Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy” / The Vienna Boys’ Choir - “Angels We Have Heard on High” / The Reverend Glen Armstrong - “Even Squeaky Fromme Loves Christmas” / Bob Rivers - “BeClaus I Got High” / Run DMC - “Christmas in Hollis” / Tom Lehrer - “Hanukkah in Santa Monica” / The Klezmer Conservatory Band - “Oy Chanukah, Oh Chanukah” / Bunny Hull - “Happy Happy Kwanzaa” / Transiberian Orchestra - “Revenge of the Sugar Plum Fairy” / “Weird Al” Yankovic - “The Night Santa Went Crazy” / AC/DC - “Mistress for Christmas” / Bonga - “Ai-Ue Mama” / Damage Control Comedy Crew - “Santa Reloaded” / Bobby Darin - “Christmas Auld Lang Syne” / The Lothars - “Auld Lang Syne” / Glenn Miller & His Orchestra - “Auld Lang Syne”