Below is a heart-tugging CD’s worth of overtly earnest celebrity PSAs, courtesy of the National Jewish Center for Immunology and Respiratory Medicine in Denver. It’s quite a lungful, I know, but try saying it in Hebrew. After listening to this a few times, it really seems like Lloyd Bridges spent the better part of his career making love to small woodland creatures. I’m not sure when these were recorded, but since both Phylicia Rashad and Raven-Symone appear, I’d say that it was sometime between 1989 and 1992.  Too bad His Cosbiness passed on this. It could’ve been one Hell of a funny collection; perhaps with a lung-shaped Pudding Pop tie-in, or even a pair of dancing Audio-Animatronic lungs that exclaim “Gaw!” while rolling their eyes and making silly faces.

  01. Amy Van Dyken
  02. Cliff Robertson
  03. Christopher Reeve
  04. Tony Bennett
  05. Phylicia Rashad
  06. Judy Collins
  07. Lloyd Bridges
  08. Mary Steenburgen
  09. Dom DeLuise
  10. Raven-Symone
  11. Neil Sedaka
  12. Leonard Nimoy
  13. Judd Hirsch
  14. Dr. Joyce Brothers
  15. Hal Holbrook
  16. Scott Bakula
  17. Greg Louganis
  18. Matthew Broderick
  19. Brian Dennehy
  20. Barbara Eden
  21. Robert Loggia
  22. Joe Namath
  23. Tony Randall
  24. Betty White